Republican Elephant Gives Birth to Healthy Baby Boy

This is how bad things are in the Republican Party.

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David Brooks: Protecting Us From Poor People

At 7:14 AM this morning, I learned that the recession is being caused by dumb, poor people. David Brooks, one of many elite and clueless New York Times's writers, injected some crazy into his normally awful column:

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Israel: United, Except When It's Not

According to our stellar American media, Israelis are united behind their country's military actions in Gaza. New York Times:

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The Myth of Sanitary War

There is a myth circulating in the mainstream media that Israel's missiles are finding their targets with surgical precision.

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You Heart Corruption

"'Corruption is government intrusion into market efficiencies in the form of regulations.' That's Milton Friedman.

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Our Civilized Murders

Two hours before Troy Davis was scheduled to die, the U.S. Supreme Court granted him a stay of execution.

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India, Katrina, and the Bailout: How Poor People Everywhere Are Being Neglected

Written beside the American creed of hating terrorists and loving the Irish and Italians should be the footnote and we ignore poor people.

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Viacom to Employees: Happy Holidays and Go Screw Yourselves

Late paychecks are always a drag, but they're especially inconvenient during the holidays. A delayed payment of a week may mess up one's checkbook, but try not getting paid for three months. That's the position MTV's Street Team found itself in this year.

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Caroline Kennedy: Paying to Play

The media has been focusing on the Rod Blagojevich scandal with all the zeal of a torch-wielding mob, but they fail to acknowledge that the dirty pay to play model demonstrated in Chicago is a microcosm of the political world.

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The Gray Lady @!$%#slaps Auto Workers

The New York Times lead story is U.A.W. Makes Concessions to Help Automakers.

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Yes We Can ________

It's a new day and a new slogan for Obama supporters. Overnight, the infamous "Yes We Can" transformed into "Yes We Did." Voters proclaimed it from their Facebook statuses, their Twitter updates, and I even saw the affirmation branded across the chest of a baby's jumper.

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All Hope is Local: Quit Whining and Run for Office

Real change in America won't arrive on November 4 in a compact package, complete with a shiny, new president and congressional Democratic majority.

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The Least Worst Trap: Talking with Ralph Nader

On Sunday, the War on Terror spilled into Syria, and the only people more surprised than the Syrians are Americans. See, the war has already spilled into Pakistan.

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You Have the Right to Airport Harassment

Her name is Helen, a Muslim woman in her mid-twenties. She's scared to talk to me even though I've told her that I will change her name for my article so the authorities will have no idea who she is.

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ACORN: They Took Our Nuts!

ACORN, the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now, has come under recent scrutiny for their involvement in voter registration fraud.

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Boston Tea Party 2008

For years, colonialists have been angered by the policy of taxation without representation. The famous protester, John Hancock, arranges a boycott of the large company British East India Company. Hancock begins to smuggle tea into the country illegally without paying taxes.

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Meet Your Debate Sponsors: Part 2

In a thrilling follow-up to Meet Your Debate Sponsors: Part 1, let's examine who our sponsors are for tonight's Belmont University love-in!

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Meet Your Debate Sponsors!

That's right -- from the people who wiretap your phones and are praying for a government bailout comes the TOTALLY fair and nonpartisan vice presidential debate!

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Presidential Hate Week

Despite the importance attached to these Presidential debates, the format of the corporately-sponsored bickerfest remains remarkably tame.

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Eye Contact Is Un-American

Poor Jim Lehrer. All he wanted was some presidential eye-contact last night during the debates. After the months of smears and vicious ads, Jim pleaded for Obama and McCain to man-up and be forthright with one another.

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Legalized Murder

Remember the wars, everyone? I know, it's easy to get distracted with all of this talk about pigs and lipstick, but in Iraq and Afghanistan, the killing continues. Hell, it's practically legal now!

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Check and Balance THIS

The idea that "the people" will take on and destroy "the establishment" is a utopian fantasy that corrupted the left before it corrupted the right. -- David Brooks

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Covert Anarchist: Bill Kristol

I was shocked to learn in today's New York Times that Bill Kristol, much like John McCain, considers himself a bit of a maverick.

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Amy Goodman Arrested; Reports of Tear-Gassing

(UPDATED AT 10PM EST) Journalist Amy Goodman has been arrested in St. Paul, Minnesota:

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